docs

• [openbsd, nagios, nut, digitemp] system monitoring with openbsd and nagios, nut, and digitemp
  • presentation (tar'd & gzip'd magicpoint)
  • presentation (text/html)
• [openbsd] openbsd + ipsec + nat [updated: 10 nov 07]
  • 1 central server, desktops + road-warrior laptop (text/html)
• [openbsd] installing an openafs cell with openbsd
  • 1 central server, 2 servers elsewhere, openbsd & windows clients (text/html)
• [openbsd] backups with bacula to dvd
  • backing up my computers and mom's with bacula (text/html)
• [openbsd] openbsd installer on a flash key [updated: 28 jul 08]
  • creating a bootable usb flash key w/openbsd installer (text/html)
• [openbsd] openbsd on an dell optiplex gx745 (now amd64) [updated: 23 nov 08]
  • dmesg (text/plain) *now with inteldrm0 for DRI
  • kernel config (text/plain) *now with inteldrm0 for DRI
  • xorg.conf (text/plain) *DRI works
  • xorg log (text/plain) *DRI works
• [openbsd] openbsd on an intel mac mini [updated: 2 jul 08]
  • dmesg (text/plain) *now with inteldrm0 for DRI
  • kernel config (text/plain) *now with inteldrm0 for DRI
  • running headless (text/plain)
• [openbsd] burning an ISO using cdio
  • sudo cdio -f /dev/rcd0c tao -d /your/favorite.iso
• [openbsd] bittorrent through openbsd pf doing nat
  • rdr pass on $ext_if proto tcp from any to any port 6881:6889 -> private.ip.add.ress
• [openbsd] & [X.org] Dell Optiplex GX620 Ultra-Small Form Factor & OpenBSD & X.org
  • dmesg (text/plain)
  • xorg.conf (text/plain)
• [cvs, svn] (asulug / unug) version control using cvs and svn
  • version control presentation (application/vnd.sun.xml.impress)
• [openbsd] installing pound on openbsd (also, building a threaded openssl)
  • pound is a reverse-proxy that passes requests from clients to one or more web servers (text/html)
• [openbsd] rdp/rdesktop through openbsd pf doing nat (eg, getting to a windows box being nat'd by a pf firewall)
  • rdr pass on $ext_if inet proto tcp from any to $ext_if port 3389 -> private.ip.add.ress port 3389
• [windows xp, openbsd] dual-booting on a dell latitude c400 laptop [updated: 28 dec 08]
  • instructions. works great and it's a sweet laptop! (text/html)
  • kernel config (text/plain)
  • dmesg (text/plain)
  • xorg.conf (text/plain)
• [solaris 9] usb flash keys are so damn cool
  • (perfect for recommended patch kits btw) mount -F pcfs /dev/dsk/c1t0d0s2:c /mnt
• [openbsd] how to make an openbsd i386 iso
  • openbsd iso instructions (text/html)
• [openbsd] openbsd cvs commit tracker
  • cvs commit tracker (text/html)

diffs & hacks

• [openbsd] uftdi(4): mjs to sirius serial interface -> (text/plain)
• [openbsd] simple script to queue songs to an airport express. requires ports/audio/rtunes -> (text/plain)
• [cvs] updated version of log_accum. allows you to specify the hostname printed in the email -> (text/plain)

links

• things to buy
• one day - if i should be so lucky
• .mp3 of stern calling in to a radio show where FCC Chairman Powell was a guest
• eric idle's (of monty python fame) take on the FCC (2.98M)
• congressman serrano (d-ny) on stern's radio show about what's going on with the fcc, religious right, etc (8.36M)
• serrano speaking to the house about clear channel, patriot act, etc (1.34M) & serrano's site
• openbsd journal
• obligatory
• pf processing flow
• fellow geek
• Triumph videos
• pf syntax diagrams
• heh
• stop the fcc
• this haha
• Redundant Bridging Firewall (w/OpenBSD)

humor

• "if a meteor lands outside your building, crushing your t1 line, you will be deprived of your internet connection. the chance is small but not zero. would you like openbsd to publish an advisory?" -ted unangst
• "I learned a lot about Teddy Roosevelt" -nina
• "So, computers. I hear they basically break down to a bunch of ones and zeroes. I don't know how that means I can see naked women on my screen, but God bless you people" -unknown source, via brian
• src/usr.bin/mg/theo.c
• "Whenever someone thinks that they can replace SSL/SSH with something much better that they designed this morning over coffee, their computer speakers should generate some sort of penis-shaped sound wave and plunge it repeatedly into their skulls until they achieve enlightenment." -peter gutmann
• "openbsd is a school for the gifted. there is an entrance exam." -ted unangst
• "But everyone is talking about the sox and cubs and how they haven't won a title in over 90 years. Why should I root for them? Because they are losers?" - donnyball (mlb.com forums)
• classifications of people that aren't cool -somewhere on slashdot (but of course)
• "What's the opposite of PRO? CON. What's the opposite of PROgress?" -forgot
• ".. if anything started to happen, I decided I would think about hockey and Jesus." -drew, on what he would do should something 'arise' while getting ultrasound goo put on his nut by a good looking nurse (he thought he had cancer of the nut)
• "I downloaded Gigli because the MPAA needed to suck wind on that one for daring to put in the theatres and wasting both MY money and the theatre's money" -garcia,slashdot
• "Censorship, like charity, should begin at home: but unlike charity, it should end there." -claire booth luce
• "The cell phone networks will be the first target in any terrorist attack, why bother taking out a power plant or a skyscraper when you can mildly inconvenience a small region of people?" -arcanix,slashdot
• (from memory) "... wait. A president doesn't have enough power. I need to be dictator" -kris,via nina
• "Why backup at all? It just takes up precious space that should be held for mp3s." -nina
• "Those that would sacrifice essential liberty for temporary security deserve neither liberty nor security." -benjamin franklin
• "not really. look at who we're dealing with here. tape it to the back of a desk ... they'll never find it" -me
• "In 1999 I bought Learn Java in 21 Days - I still don't know Java - I want my money back." -ellem
• "Scientists have discovered a food that takes away a woman's sex drive. Wedding cake." -grub
• "I have no idea where you came up with the idea that you have to continuously patch OpenBSD. Last time I cared about that was when I was still dicking around with Linux." -marco peereboom
• "Developers who forget to bump pkg names will be shot, or sent to Theo who will 'educate them in the errors of their ways'. -marc espie
• "That is how it has been explained to me by lawyers. I have unfortunately forgotten one or two details about it, so I will enquire again next time I run into one (with my truck, ha ha ha)." -theo de raadt
• "You're a glutton for punishment, I don't know why you don't want to get married." -nina about me
• "Why can't people work shit out?" -drew
• "this whole flags filtering is mostly masturbation" -henning brauer
• "hard to get, for me, used to mean sitting through dinner" -sam on cheers
• ""please corerct me" is a phase used by theoreticians. Go correct yourself. In theory there is no difference between theory in practice. In practice, there is. OpenBSD is run by people who do things, not theorize about it." -artur grabowski
• "it's just that it was a crappy idea the first time" -michelle,about a woman's 80's hair cut we saw at the bar
• "sounds like a good guess to me. as for what disastrous economic effects this may cause, you'd have to ask someone from a more exotic locale like east indiana." -ted unangst on the usa gov't thinking about changing daylight savings
• "It's simple, all right...as simple as the kids over at Microsoft who decided to implement an anti-piracy measure utilizing javascript without any input validation. Sheesh." -tripmaster monkey
• "i love how we have to patch our operating system to view a web page" -me, about some website we have to use for our benefits stuff
• "What, the Windows startup screen wasn't sufficient to identify vulnerable computers?" -fear the clam
• "i don't understand why people keep asking the same question. if there were some "fast" sysctl knob, why would we set it to "slow"? why would there even be such a retarded knob?" -ted unangst about making openbsd faster
• "And if anyone comes trying to steal one of my precious ST318416N drives, I will kill them." -theo de raadt
• "i betcha that a person w/ basic knowledge in c programming can fix it up in less than a week. two weeks if married..." -mickey shalayeff
• "Its okay to hate Ikea. I'm pretty sure satan lives in the basement" -nina
• "just make up your retarded mind" -nina
• "sama or something" - me
• "They decided ASU's implementation is probably wrong. Nothing wrong with exchange..." -nina (after me prodding her about the masochists at UA who actually *want* MS Exchange there. nina is *not* one of those crazy people btw)
• "Problem with discussion is that it doesn't add any code to cvs." -marco peereboom
• "Given the pertinence of your report, it is obvious that you are too clueless to run a computer. That's ok, deal with it and do something else. I can't play the violin, but I don't blame the violin for that." -eric faurot
• -claire
• -drew
• "Well, if you don't know what is going on, and I don't know what is going on, then it's all F#U$C%K@E!D." -joan to me
• Em Emalb: "Abortions should be legal up to 18 years of age."
  smitty_one_each: "Parent, or child? ;)"
  Em Emalb: "yes please."
• "I would like to thank whoever it is that (perhaps a year or two ago) sent me a Japanese Sun type 6 USB keyboard. I have experienced very few things as painful to use in my life, and it is making me more humble." -theo de raadt
• "And you seem to be slow in the head, Theo is the head developer of OpenBSD, OpenSSH is a part of OpenBSD. You cannot donate blood to someone's arm, just be cause you like their arm more than their face." -nate on undeadly
• "right. and if this is the kind of thing that worries you, you should unplug the computer and go live in the woods." -ted unangst
• "Gee, although I suppose I should use my openbsd.org address when giving such advice. Let me rephase - At most universities other than this one, there are a lot of clueless idiots. All our users here are fully educated treasures. Every time we talk to them we know we Have Truly Found Paradise ;)" -bob beck
• "I'm hoping for that honorary degree from somewhere" -dwc
• "It makes me feel American. It makes me feel connected to this culture. I think there are only three things America will be known for two thousand years from now when they study this civilization; the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball. They're the three most beautifully designed things this culture has ever produced." -gerald early
• "You think about it. What is there, in your life, besides your love of family maybe, that carries all the way through from almost your earliest recollections to the day you die, and you care about it, in one way or another. There are very, very few things that make that list. We come to things at various times in our lives, when we can comprehend them, when we have an interest in them; but we have a child's interest in baseball, in my case from the time i was 5. I can't imagine never having an interest in baseball, so it will be one of the few things in my life that I have cared about, in one way or another, all the way through." -bob costas
• "I've had this theory of economics for a long time which says that women are keeping the price of pussy artificially high." -Profane MuthaFucka
• "Then Nessus is written by a bunch of meme-propogating idiots. And you can quote me on that." -theo de raadt
• "Once upon a time, America had balls. Really really big balls. Gigantic balls. I love balls. We said fuck it, our country is gonna touch two damn oceans, let someone try to stop us." -bob gault
• "Sometimes you get caught in a boobie fog, and you're like AAAAHHHHH! You just can't think straight" -me
• "I love gay porn. It's the funniest damn thing in the world." -me
• "Way to have a small penis, dickface!" -stephanie
• "dual booting is having two kernels. bsd and bsd.working" - dlg@
• "Motherfucking Marine Corps. They stole my hackfu." -me
• "I can insult you some more but I am not sure you'd get it." -marco peereboom
• "As we peer into society's future, we must avoid the impulse to live only for today, plundering, for our own ease and convenience, the precious resources of tomorrow. We cannot mortgage the material assets of our grandchildren without risking the loss also of their political and spiritual heritage. We want democracy to survive for all generations to come, not to become the insolvent phantom of tomorrow." -dwight d. eisenhower
• "did you notice that the submitter was putting this on a macppc "out of storage" and was putting softraid on a pair of zip disks? which part screams 'production'?" -phessler
• "i'm gonna go home and have hate sex with my hand" -moto johnson

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